经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮键和简料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 经典对话三： 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 经典对话四： 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。） 经典对话五： 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什棚坦么我不再去那个地方的原因。） 经典对话六： 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

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这组对话只有看到最后才好玩，有趣。

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do.

I don"t have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad？

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue.

B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That"s all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.

一简单搞笑的英语两人情景对话

A:Hello, I"m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

B:Sure.

A:What is your father"s name?

B:Happy!

A:Then, What is your mother"s name?

B:Smile!

A:Are you joking?

B:No! That"s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census

staff?

A:Of course not.

B:Go ahead.

A:OK. Your name is Kidding!

一段对话

Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了） 众士兵排列整齐的上稿裤。

M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)

Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)

M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let"s give

him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头) M: He doesn"t know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.

M: What shall we do?

B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first

one is

the Amry?

M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn"t know French.

What

shall we do?

B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at

any time.

Ss: Good!

各种场合：

睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

A: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

B: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

跑步：C:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

C: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

.....

Ss: We believe that"s no problem at all.

N is coming. N is coming.

(众士兵立正)

N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!

Sam 在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。

N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 21 . sir.

N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you?

Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.

N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!!

Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!

Ss: My god!!!

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